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All I Want For Christmas Is Wine And A Lie Down” Funny Festive Jumper

£29.50
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Looking for the perfect cosy Christmas jumper that sums up your festive mood?

This cheeky “All I Want for Christmas is Wine & a Lie-Down” sweatshirt brings comfy vibes, a splash of humour, and a bit of well-earned ‘me time’ energy. Soft, warm, and ideal for chilly Christmas evenings, it’s the perfect pick for mums, aunties, besties, or anyone who loves a quiet moment with a glass of something nice.

Made for lounging, gifting, or wearing to the office Christmas do (where everyone will secretly agree with you). Pair it with your fluffiest socks, a hot chocolate, and your favourite Christmas film for the full cosy effect.

Good to Know

Because you love the details as much as we do

Dimensions – Sized just right for gifting (or keeping!).

Offered in four stylish colours: Mustard, Orchid Lilac, Stone Blue, and Sage.

This classic unisex tee has a regular fit with a soft, midweight feel.
For a relaxed or oversized look, we recommend sizing up.

Small (S)
To fit chest: 34–36″
Width: 46 cm | Length: 71 cm | Sleeve length: 41 cm

Medium (M)
To fit chest: 38–40″
Width: 51 cm | Length: 74 cm | Sleeve length: 46 cm

Large (L)
To fit chest: 42–44″
Width: 56 cm | Length: 76 cm | Sleeve length: 49 cm

X‑Large (XL)
To fit chest: 46–48″
Width: 61 cm | Length: 79 cm | Sleeve length: 52 cm
Made From - All the good stuff that goes into making this for you.

Unisex crew neck T-shirt in a regular adult fit.
Made from 100% ringspun cotton (185gsm) with a soft single jersey finish.

Features a classic-width ribbed collar and taped neck and shoulder seams for extra durability.
Care Instructions - Simple to wash, designed to last.

Pop it in the wash at 40°C to keep it looking its best.

Wash inside out to help preserve the print.

Tumble dry on low or simply hang to air dry – whichever suits you best.
Key Features - Little highlights that make this gift extra special.

Printed on a soft, high‑quality cotton T‑shirt with a Unisex regular fit

Available in sizes Small to Extra Large, and colours: Mustard, Orchid Lilac, Stone Blue, Sage.