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All I Want For Christmas Is Wine And A Lie Down” Funny Festive Jumper

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Looking for the perfect cosy Christmas jumper that sums up your festive mood?

This cheeky “All I Want for Christmas is Wine & a Lie-Down” sweatshirt brings comfy vibes, a splash of humour, and a bit of well-earned ‘me time’ energy. Soft, warm, and ideal for chilly Christmas evenings, it’s the perfect pick for mums, aunties, besties, or anyone who loves a quiet moment with a glass of something nice.

Made for lounging, gifting, or wearing to the office Christmas do (where everyone will secretly agree with you). Pair it with your fluffiest socks, a hot chocolate, and your favourite Christmas film for the full cosy effect.

Good to Know

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Dimensions – Sized just right for gifting (or keeping!).

Small
To fit chest: 34–36″
Width: 49.5 cm | Length: 69 cm | Sleeve: approx. 61 cm

Medium
To fit chest: 38–40″
Width: 54.5 cm | Length: 71.5 cm | Sleeve: approx. 63 cm

Large
To fit chest: 42–44″
Width: 59.5 cm | Length: 74 cm | Sleeve: approx. 65 cm

X‑Large
To fit chest: 46–48″
Width: 65 cm | Length: 76.5 cm | Sleeve: approx. 67 cm
Made From - All the good stuff that goes into making this for you.

Unisex Crew Neck Sweatshirt in a Regular Fit for Adults.

Made from ringspun fleece, it features a ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband for a snug and comfortable fit.

The eco-friendly fabric blend is composed of 50% cotton and 50% recycled polyester, offering both durability and sustainability.
Care Instructions - Simple to wash, designed to last.

Pop it in the wash at 40°C to keep it looking its best.

Wash inside out to help preserve the print.

Tumble dry on low or simply hang to air dry – whichever suits you best.
Key Features - Little highlights that make this gift extra special.

Midweight white crew neck jumper – soft, stylish, and comfy for all-day wear

Playful illustrated design featuring a wine glass and punny phrase.

Relaxed fit that’s ideal for lounging, layering, and everyday comfort

Available in sizes S to XL

Great gift idea for birthdays, Christmas, or a treat-yourself moment